Bed Bugs

We had a run in with these nasty little critters at our Bondi pad. Probably picked them up from the backpackers down the road via furniture of the street. Had to fumigate twice. Serious deteriation in my mental health resulted from the anxiety and paranoia the bugs bring out. Trapped one of them in an air tight plastic container with no food or liquid and it lived for days. The first round of fumigation killed the plants, but not the bugs. Now have red spots on the paint from where I squished a couple of them running off with my blood. Tried to intoxicate the bugs by raising my blood alcohol level, but results unknown. Girlfriend refuses to sleep over. The bugs are taking over. Be afraid, be very very afraid.